On the first day of Christmas.....

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On the first day of Christmas.....

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My true love gave to me.......

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A cartridge in a bare tree
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oy
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randall wrote:oy
yah
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what yu doing with that big bore stuff!!!!!!
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That lil' thang??? Big boys play with big toys... Gotta' keep them Lords a leaping!
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

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Looking for my next boat!
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Ya gotta at least try and rhyme.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Two "Smell the Gloves"

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And a cartridge in a bare tree.


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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeee


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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

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Six Greyling a-frying

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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You guys are killing me! I love it!
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On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Seven lawns a trimming!!



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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Eight mates a-rigging

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Seven lawns a trimming!!

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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Fine eighties dancing!!

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Eight mates a-rigging

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Seven lawns a trimming!!

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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
Last edited by capy on Dec 17th, '08, 13:06, edited 1 time in total.
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On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Ten swords a leaping!!

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Fine eighties dancing!!

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Eight mates a-rigging

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Seven lawns a trimming!!

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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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Eleven stripers striping!!

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Ten swords a leaping!!

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Fine eighties dancing!!

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Eight mates a-rigging

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Seven lawns a trimming!!

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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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12 hummers humming

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Eleven stripers striping!!

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Ten swords a leaping!!

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Fine eighties dancing!!

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Eight mates a-rigging

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Seven lawns a trimming!!

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Six greyling a frying!!

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FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four galling studs

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Three wrench ends

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2 "Smell the Gloves"

and a

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Cartridge in a bare tree
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Creativity run amok!!! You guys are hilarious!! LOL
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And so, brings to a full re-wording of the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas, with Paul, (capy), getting the award for having the most time on his hands.

And the full bertram31.com lyrics go:

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Hummers humming
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a Cartridge in a bare tree!
Last edited by CaptPatrick on Dec 17th, '08, 14:38, edited 2 times in total.
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Edits: Correct Turtle doves and gold rings and it's perfect, suitable for printing and framing!
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You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
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I'd settle for one hummer! :-D
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dougl wrote:I'd settle for one hummer! :-D
Twelve would be a a rather large fleet for the average Joe...
Steve wrote:You guys need to get out more!!!!!!!
I've been trying to do that for the past few days, but I keep getting cold feet... Brrrrrrr!
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I wasn't talking about the SUV!
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dougl33 wrote:I wasn't talking about the SUV!
Ahhh, you're wishing for the real deal HMMWV (Humvee®)...
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If the first thing in Pats mind when he sees the word Hummer is a car, we all need to chip in for a holiday hooker.

Anybody got Spitzers number so we can get a 3 diamond girl?
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Like in "start a Harley Davidson"? Sure do miss my last Hummer. Maybe Santa will bring me a replacement.
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Funny but way too much time on your hands.
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Congratulations and thanks. You guys are nuts.

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