And so, brings to a full re-wording of the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas, with Paul, (capy), getting the award for having the most time on his hands.
And the full bertram31.com lyrics go:
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves",
And a Cartridge in a bare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Hummers humming
Eleven Eleven stripers striping
Ten Ten swords a leaping
Fine eighties dancing,
Eight mates a-rigging.
Seven lawns a trimming!!
Six greyling a-frying,
FIVE!!!!! MOLDING!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four galling studs,
Three wrench ends,
Two "Smell the Gloves"
And a Cartridge in a bare tree!
Last edited by CaptPatrick on Dec 17th, '08, 14:38, edited 2 times in total.