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Post by CaptPatrick »

This brings a whole new meaning to PAIN IN THE ASS....

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Post by In Memory Walter K »

How did THAT happen?
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Post by CaptPatrick »

Either a careless or a well placed shot from his "buddy" diver I supose...
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Post by Charlie J »

thats got to hurt
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Post by JP Dalik »

Texas heart shot

Wonder how he fought
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Post by Brewster Minton »

That hurt me just looking at it.
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Post by IRGuy »

Three inches higher and it would have hit his spine. Lucky!
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Post by In Memory Walter K »

Yeah, those spine shots really stop em. Bad as it is, he's a lucky bastard!
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Post by Pete Fallon »

I wonder who his dive buddy was Barney Frank or Mark Foley?
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Post by mike ohlstein »

Looks like they have it under control. The med tech has one of those scissors that can cut a penny in half......
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Post by Bruce »

Pete Fallon wrote:I wonder who his dive buddy was Barney Frank or Mark Foley?
I heard t was Dick Cheney.
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Post by Carl »

Does that require a special spearfish permit?
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The shooter is one hell of a "Crack" shot.
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Post by Carl »

The shooters lead was a little behind...good thing for the poor arsehole, otherwise it could have been the the poor d$ck out in front if he had too much lead.


I think I'm done now and can get back to work.






Oops...one more, that poor bastard really got the shaft.
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That is going to leave a mark!!!
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Post by Whaler1777 »

Ahh man up and pull that isht out.... lol
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Post by TailhookTom »

My brother is a retired neuro anesthesiologist. He has framed on his wall in his study an x ray from at least 20 years ago of a bolt running from the base of the rear skull and through the forehead. At the trial, the widow testified that she heard a strange noise and was fearful for her life when she went downstairs crossbow in hand.

She gets out in another 10 years. I bet that X ray is a HIPPA violation!
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Post by Marshall Mahoney »

If that had been my wife's ass on the deck it would have been a Louisiana state record!
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Post by Rocket »

Thanks Marshall, now I need a new ketboard and screen and I have scalded the inside of my nose with hot coffee...
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and now he's gonna get a tetanus shot ... guess where ?!?!
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Bertramp wrote:and now he's gonna get a tetanus shot ... guess where ?!?!
Will not be as bad as what Marshall is going to get if his wife reads this.
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Post by Raybo Marine NY »

"he was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus "
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