| |
Bertram31.com General Bulletin Board
Kitty porn
Posted By: thuddddd
Date: Wednesday, 19 April 2006, at 6:55 p.m.
So since I'm already off topic with my gun stuff, here's another, true story. those of you thathave met kathi, need no more info. the guy at the start of the story is a local police capt that Mike and I have hunted with, and some of you who were at Mikes get to gether over pres weekend may have met, the girls are his drathars. Drew in teh middle is a preacher in Ks that I'll be hunting birds with in the fall, so here goes
Ok, I know I allways get myself in to trouble when I go off topic with non16 ga stuff, but check out this web site. www.shadowmtnlabs.com . I heard a certain birdslayer from Nj, who will remain nameless(at least for now) was visiting this site.. Now I have it from a good source that when his girls found out, they were more than a little aggrivated. Heard they said they liked it much better when he was watching Kitty porn.
Speaking of Kitty porn
So I get home from work last night, and my girlfriend Kathi, who's been in Jersey all weekend is waiting at the door as I come in. She gives me a big kiss, and wispers in my ear"have I got a suprise for you" cool I think, being the perv that I am. Then she takes me by the hand and says "lets go in the bedroom" wooohoooo, think I. She opens the door, and there, laying streched across the bed.... is a big black cat. This is not what I had in mind, I think, to myself.Seems her mother adopted 2 of them from the local shelter, and kathi thought it would be a good idea to "rescue" one also.
Ok, I think, now what. Bring Beau the super lab in she tells me. hummmmm , not such a good idea , I tell her. Well what are we going to do? It's my house and I want a cat(good point I think, and I don't want to jepordise my free loader status, which might cut into my gun funds(rent and all that)). Ok let's put the cat in the cage, and then we'll bring beau in. So in goes the cat, in comes Beau, well the rucus that ensues probably sounds like Drew, on the Mt high describing the warm place where I'm sure I'll be spending more than just a little time. Ok lets try something else. out beau goes, out the cat comes,and we put him back in the room. Ok in the cage Beau goes, out of the room the cat comes. Alot better than the last time XCEPT, Beau's whinning like a little girl dog(sorry rebba and dixie) and he's giving me the " what the f**k am I doing in here, haven't killed the cat, YET" look. So Beau got relagated to the spare room and the cat got to sleep in the big room.
Boy I just can't wait to go home to night........Thuddddddd
| |
Bertram31.com General Bulletin Board is maintained by Patrick McCrary with WebBBS 5.12.