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Re: Veep's approval rating soars
Posted By: Vic Roy In Response To: Re: Veep's approval rating soars (Chiles)
Date: Tuesday, 14 February 2006, at 6:41 p.m.
Well, Chiles, first you put some extra virgin olive oil (not available in VA, no virgins, if she ain't good enough for her own kin, ain't good enough for you, boy) in a cast iron dutch oven, heat it, then put in some chopped white onion, garlic, and celer - saute that down until the veggies are clear. Then sprinkle in some general purpose white flour and stir it a lot until it's about the consistency of thick cream and brown slowly until dark, then pour in some water to stop it cooking. Then put in whatever you want to cook.
Oh yeah, those redneck family trees look like a telephone pole. The customary greeting in redneck land is "nice tooth". The toothbrush was invented in redneck land, otherwise it would be called the "teethbrush".
On a more serious note, seems the lawyer that the Veep peppered had a heart attack today, docs said related to a pellet near his heart, so last of the shooting jokes you will hear from me. Let's pray for the guy. One thing to get peppered with bird shot, another for it to be a potential life threatening situation.
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