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My new car!

Posted By: Dug
Date: Friday, 16 December 2005, at 11:29 a.m.

Got this joke from a friend!

MY NEW CAR

I just got my new Lexus RX400H, and returned to the dealer the
next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio
worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again ! came from the
speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!"

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

Damn, I LOVE this car!