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Bertram31.com General Bulletin Board
Good news for UVII!
Posted By: Capt. Mike Holmes
Date: Saturday, 17 September 2005, at 10:12 a.m.
Good news for those worried about the cost of sttending the Panama version of Survivor - I mean, UVII! This will also help Vic keep his end straight. FEMA has declared the UVII to be displaced due to the effects of the hurricane, therefore all attendees are eligible for some form of diaster relief, which should be applied towards rebuilding UVII - in Panama for 2006, probably. Those who qualify should come to Houston's Reliant Center, next to the Astrodome, and get in line with the dope dealers, pimps, transgender people, and various other lowlifes the city of New Orleans and our federal gov'ment have so kindly relocated to Texas. Since there are several hundred thousand of them, and most try to go through the assisstance line several times, the wait may be a bit long, but the temperature is a mild - for Texas - 95 or so, not too bad. If it gets too hot, friendly folks from the Red Cros will gladly sell you water. Upon reaching the head of the line, UVII evacuees will be issued Red Cross and FEMA debit cards that can be redeeemed for air fare and a stay at Tropic Star Lodge. They COULD also be used to buy expensive jewelry or to get dollars to stuff down stripper's G-strings, as some evacuees have been caught doing, but the Red Cross trusts UVII participants to be more honest than this.
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