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Re: Surface Drives
Posted By: Vic Roy In Response To: Re: Surface Drives *PIC* (Capt Patrick McCrary)
Date: Tuesday, 23 August 2005, at 8:02 p.m.
Naw - nothing compared to the Grosbeak Gas Drive System. The GGDS was foolporrof. Let's see, how did it work? Oh yeah - A large steel vessel with about 20 young grosbeaks inside, then pour in a lot of pogies, then let them eat some. After they quiet down after eating, whack the steel container with a big ball peen hammer, and they will all fart in unison.
We direct the fart gasses to a PVC pipe out the back of the boat to provide propulsion. More pogies, more whacks, more speed. Engineering is me.
UV
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