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Are you a Democrat?

Posted By: Scott
Date: Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 4:34 p.m.

A friend just e-mailed me this and it seem appropiate for this sandbox:

Are You A Democrat, a Republican or a Southern Republician?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eye with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock pistol cal .40, and you are
an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to
come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds
of
reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or
Hollow Points?"

Messages In This Thread

Are you a Democrat?
Scott -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 4:34 p.m.

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bruce -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 5:36 p.m.

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Sean Burlingham -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 5:51 p.m.

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andre fourrier-Louisiana -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 7:17 p.m.

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FROM NORTH SPAIN -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 8:21 p.m.

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Mike G -- Thursday, 18 August 2005, at 10:20 p.m.

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Capt. Dave Kosh -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 9:29 a.m.

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bruce -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 3:23 p.m.

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Scott D. -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 3:57 p.m.

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bruce -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 8:39 p.m.

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andre fourrier-Louisiana -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 9:03 p.m.

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mike ohlstein -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 9:27 p.m.

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Scott D. -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 9:51 p.m.

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Hal S. Lovato -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 10:51 p.m.

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Vic Roy -- Friday, 19 August 2005, at 11:02 p.m.

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Josh Johnson -- Saturday, 20 August 2005, at 7:37 a.m.

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Doug Crowther -- Saturday, 20 August 2005, at 10:16 a.m.

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bruce -- Saturday, 20 August 2005, at 11:04 a.m.

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Mark S -- Saturday, 20 August 2005, at 1:09 p.m.

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Chris Pague -- Sunday, 21 August 2005, at 12:13 p.m.

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Hal S. Lovato -- Monday, 22 August 2005, at 11:27 p.m.