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Re: UV
Posted By: bruce In Response To: Re: UV (Matt)
Date: Monday, 2 May 2005, at 3:32 p.m.
In the words of comedian Ron White while flying in a 6 place plane on the way to the next gig:
The pilot got on the intercom and reported he had to turn back because of low oil pressure, which was stupid cause he could have just turned around.
I didn't care cause I had be drinkin since noon and remarked, go ahead, take this son of a bitch down. Just hit something hard so I don't limp away which that point the guy sitting next to me starts freaking out.
Obviously he had something worth living for.
He was wonderin how far the one engine would take us, with which I replied; "all the way to the scene of the crash which was handy cause that's where we're headed".
I bet him that we would beat the paramedics there by at least a half hour.
I figure at 80mph there will be nothin left to donate.
Ride on....................
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