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Boudreaux gets caught speeding

Posted By: Vic Roy
Date: Wednesday, 20 April 2005, at 9:19 p.m.

Boudreaux is driving along at 65 in a 55 and the state trooper pulls up behind and turns on the lights. Boudreaux takes off, going up to about 125 when he runs out of gas and pulls over. The trooper comes up and says "you got to be crazy, I was gonna give you a ticket for going 65 in a 55, now I gotta give you one for 125 in a 55 - what you got to say for yourself?" Boudreaux say "well the last time I got stopped by a trooper, he stole my wife". The trooper pause, then say, "well, sorry to hear that, but why that make you drive so fast?". Boudreaux say "Sheeet - I figure you were bringing her back".

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Boudreaux gets caught speeding
Vic Roy -- Wednesday, 20 April 2005, at 9:19 p.m.

Re: Boudreaux gets caught speeding
Harv -- Thursday, 21 April 2005, at 9:21 p.m.