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Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins

Posted By: bruce
Date: Monday, 14 March 2005, at 9:42 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins (Vic Roy)

Being that most politicians are lawyers or lawyers at heart, I rest my case your honor.

I further move to have the case thrown out due to the fact that lawyer speak has ground the world almost to a grinding halt and I ask for damages because said lawyer speak has contributed to the shorten'd life span of the common man due to the increase in stress related health problems when dealing with said lawyer speak and having to find a lawyer who will translate said lawyer speak into a language the a fore mentioned common man can understand without having to hire said lawyer to translate lawyer speak to him.

I will stipulate your honor with the defendant that during said translation of lawyer speak by said lawyer that a container of vaseline be given to everyone that needs to have lawyer speak translated to them by said lawyer.

I would also like to add to an addendum to page 4875, sub section k, paragraph 26, line 14 that shall read the following:

Bend over, here it comes again.

Messages In This Thread

Yanmar vs. Cummins
Matt Wadsworth -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 2:07 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
John -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 2:37 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Vic Roy -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 2:48 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Dug -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 3:53 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
bruce -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 5:17 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Vic Roy -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 5:46 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
bruce -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 7:09 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Vic Roy -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 7:41 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
bruce -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 9:42 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Vic Roy -- Monday, 14 March 2005, at 9:55 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
ken waters -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 8:14 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Matt Wadsworth -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 9:41 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Vic Roy -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 9:49 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Walter Kaprielian -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 11:35 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Dug -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 12:34 p.m.

Cummins #'s
JK -- Wednesday, 16 March 2005, at 4:33 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Capt. Dave Kosh -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 1:15 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
bruce -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 5:54 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Capt. Mike Holmes -- Tuesday, 15 March 2005, at 8:52 p.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Ed C. -- Wednesday, 16 March 2005, at 7:41 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
Walter Kaprielian -- Wednesday, 16 March 2005, at 7:42 a.m.

Re: Yanmar vs. Cummins
bruce -- Wednesday, 16 March 2005, at 4:16 p.m.