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New Barbie dolls in NJ

Posted By: Ed C.
Date: Friday, 21 January 2005, at 7:55 a.m.

The new Barbie dolls for NJ came out the other day from another site, The Barn.
Ocean City Barbie
This snobby bikini clad Barbie comes with her own designer flask ( liquor not included ) and a mother of pearl cigarette case, Capt. Ken is outfitted in white shorts, boater sweater and docksiders, included is his top of the line Penn rod & reel Obnoxiously large Pacemaker cabin cruiser is optional.

Atlantic City Barbie ( Riveria Beach, Fla, also )
This 20 year old crackhead comes with a crew of 7 Kelly and Tommy children. She comes with a broken down row home that leaks. a bus pass, a welfare check and food stamps. She has no education because she had her first little Kelly at 13. Optional Ken comes with a parole officer.

Margate Barbie( also Jupiter Barbie )
This princess Barbie is at selected stores only. ( not Walmart ) She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade hanbags, a Lexus, and a Starbuck's Card. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa certificates for Esthetica and a workhaholic cheating husband Dr. Ken

Design your own Barbie. Owning a 31b is required for winning the grand prize. "Grandma Barbie"