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25 signs of ageing
Posted By: Thudd
Date: Wednesday, 19 January 2005, at 8:56 a.m.
When I saw this, all I could think of was Da Judge, and Charlie, but then the dick of the page dean, sprang to mind. So I figured I'd better share it.
25 signs that you have grown up
>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
>won't turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>rather than settle your stomach.
>19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
>not condoms and pregnancy tests.
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
>to drink that much again."
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
>Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know
>they'll enjoy it & do the same
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