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Bertram31.com General Bulletin Board
Re: slow
Posted By: bruce In Response To: Re: slow (Thudd)
Date: Tuesday, 18 January 2005, at 3:06 p.m.
Homeland security is monitoring the board for subversives in preparation for Thursdays gala events.
I got an MRI this morning. While sitting in the waiting area ready to go in, a lady about my age sat next to me. She was on her cell phone yackin loud and wouldn't shut up.
She was upsetting an older lady who was having some severe discomfort.The tech asked her to be quieter but she balked.
Finally she got off the phone and tried to relay to me how scared she was to have this done.
I could see how upset she was and started thinking how I could make it worse.She was after me and while I was lying in the tube for 20 minutes listening to the buzz, I realized the door jams in the office were metal while the doors were wood.
When the test was over and I went out into the little waiting area where she was sitting, I acted as if my head was pulled toward the door jam and finaly made like it was stuck.
After pushing for a few seconds, I made like I broke away and looked her straight in the eye and said, don't worry, just a little side effect. It goes away in about an hour.
Last I saw her she was headed for the nurses station with a look of horror.
I thought the tech who followed me out was gonna piss herself from laughing.Theres a time for cell phones. It wasn't then.
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