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the politics of math

Posted By: Thudd
Date: Wednesday, 12 January 2005, at 5:52 p.m.

From a mathematical viewpoint ) it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9! +19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work

and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Messages In This Thread

the politics of math
Thudd -- Wednesday, 12 January 2005, at 5:52 p.m.

Re: Logical Conclusion
Harv -- Wednesday, 12 January 2005, at 10:41 p.m.

Re: Logical Conclusion
randall -- Thursday, 13 January 2005, at 8:52 a.m.

Re: Logical Conclusion
Thudd -- Thursday, 13 January 2005, at 9:08 a.m.

Re: Logical Conclusion
Harv -- Thursday, 13 January 2005, at 11:45 p.m.

Re: the politics of math
CHRIS AKA DIGGER -- Thursday, 13 January 2005, at 4:52 p.m.

Re: the politics of math
Thudd -- Thursday, 13 January 2005, at 5:18 p.m.