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Christmas Joke

Posted By: Roland
Date: Saturday, 25 December 2004, at 1:27 a.m.

FAITHFUL, thought I'd share a smile with you, Santa Claus is making his rounds and comes down the chimmeny only to find an ole timer sitting on his rocking chair sipping Jack Daniels, Santa yells out, HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas, the ole timer offers Santa a shot of JD and Santa responds, no, no, no, Santa has to go, deliver all the toys to all the girls and boys and swoosh, he dashes up the fireplace and gone. Santa comes to his next home, and comes down the chimmeny a finds granny sitting sipping warm milk with cookies, HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas, granny offers Santa some milk and cookies and Santa responds, no, no, no, Santa has to go, deliver all the toys to all the girls and boys and swoosh, he dashes up the fireplace and gone. Santa comes down his 3rd home, and finds a beautiful women sitting and sipping red wine, HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas, the women offers Santa some wine and Santa responds no, no, no, Santa etc, etc, . The womens stands up and drops her robe bearing her volumtuous body and says to Santa, are you willing to stay now, Santa responds, Hey! Hey! Hey!, Santa has to stay cause Santa can't climb the chimmeny this way (pointing down to his wacker) Merry Christmas All. r/ Roland