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Dog's Day

Posted By: Moonie Fourrier
Date: Monday, 25 October 2004, at 10:23 p.m.

In Response To: Delaware Blonde (Greg A.)

Three dogs were led into the local Vet's waiting room and sat on the floor next to their respective owners.

The first dog said to the next, "what are you here for"? He replied, "I guess I peed on the floor my last time. My master is having me put to sleep." "God, that's tough", he replied.

"What about you?" The second dog said sadly "I guess I chewed my last shoe. My master is having me put to sleep too."

They both looked at the third dog and asked, "Well, what are you doing here?" "Well, last night, my mistress was naked and bending over the tub, scrubbing and, well, I couldn't help myself and I jumped on her back and started hunching her". The other two dogs were agast and asked "So you are being put to sleep too?"
He replied, "No, just declawed."

Messages In This Thread

Delaware Blonde
Greg A. -- Monday, 25 October 2004, at 2:44 p.m.

Dog's Day
Moonie Fourrier -- Monday, 25 October 2004, at 10:23 p.m.