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Delaware Blonde

Posted By: Greg A.
Date: Monday, 25 October 2004, at 2:44 p.m.

A young blond woman in Delaware was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the Delaware River. She went down to
the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship.

I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
happy,
and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, the
sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on,
every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they
made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the Captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Hawaii and, in return, he's screwing me".

He certainly is," the Captain said. "This is the Cape May - Lewes
Ferry."

Messages In This Thread

Delaware Blonde
Greg A. -- Monday, 25 October 2004, at 2:44 p.m.

Dog's Day
Moonie Fourrier -- Monday, 25 October 2004, at 10:23 p.m.